Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.
The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and out number them?"

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There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man replied, "Nope."
So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs. As the dog was dragging him away the tourist was flailing around in the dust and yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man replied, "Ain't my dog."

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A donkey had an IQ of 186.
He had no friends at all though. Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To show the Armadillo it could be done.
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How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.
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