Tuesday, February 10, 2009

What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?

What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.
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How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Give him a tight jersey.
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Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor
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